A while ago I wrote a Perl module called less.

Below is some documentation type stuff I made for it. It does, surprisingly, make quite an interesting read, despite what you may expect.

NAME

less – useless;

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SYNOPSIS

    use less;

    useless;

    print("No really, that's it.");

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DESCRIPTION

This module allows you to type “useless;’ to use this module. Which, of course, requires you to have written “use less;’ before that anyway, and so it’s useless.

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COPYRIGHT

Stu <stu [at] better [dot] domain [dot] name>

This module is free software; you can redistribute it or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.

So yeah, even if you don’t really understand Perl or modules or anything like that you can appreciate that documentation, right?

Oh yeah, the most pointless Perl module EVER is available from me only. I don’t think CPAN would be all that interested.